dontchawishyouweredornish:

Lets all raise a toast to Jack Gleeson for convincingly playing the most despised, loathed and douchiest character who is the human equivalent of period cramps for 4 years. 

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ourbladesaresharp:

The most evil man in the seven kingdoms

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castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

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Sansa: And my mother?
Tyrion: She died of pneumonia while, oh, you were away!
Sansa: My brothers?
Tyrion: They were all killed by the plague.
Sansa: My dog, Pongo?
Tyrion: Run over by a carriage.
Sansa: My goldfish, Goldie?
Tyrion: Eaten by the cat.
Sansa: …..My cat?
Tyrion: Choked on the goldfish.

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

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mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

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